My son came on to me tonight please help :(
I was asleep, as most people are at 3 a. My husband and I are in mutual agreement about how we spend our solo sexy time, and one of those agreements is that sites specifically like this are off limits. He respects that, and I do, too, so this glaring violation was a problem.
He browses on my phone often because mine is bigger and better than his. Which meant it could have been any device in the house. I pulled the site back up and enlarged the photo on the profile at the link.
Someone male. Someone who was apparently in our guest bathroom, judging from the background.
Someone who was most definitely not my husband. At just before 4 a. My son is NOT A minor. With a dick pic out there on the Internet forever. Probably more than one. And several messages from interested parties who would love to see it up close and in person.
After eight agonizing hours, they finally got home from school, and I sent the youngest to his room with a snack. I allowed him the luxury of lying to my face about doing it just because he was bored while pretending to believe that, and then we got real and discussed underage naked photos, safe sex, hookups with strangers, internet dangers, and his rapidly diminishing WiFi privileges.
It was a good talk. It was awkward AFbut it was a good talk.